The report says Janssen became the first player in Portland Timbers history to score a league hat-trick on his MLS debut.
That is why the story lands. A debut hat-trick is rare enough. Doing it in a chaotic, season-shaping 5-4 makes it feel even bigger.
Janssen’s time at Tottenham never matched the promise that brought him to England. The report says he arrived after scoring 27 goals in 34 league games for AZ Alkmaar, with a £17m move and serious expectation behind him. It did not stick.
That record framed him unfairly for years. Strikers can be defined too quickly by one difficult move, especially in the Premier League.
What matters now is that Janssen appears to have rebuilt a career rather than chased an old version of it. Spells with Monterrey and Royal Antwerp reportedly brought silverware and regular dressing-room relevance, even if the spotlight was smaller.
At 32, he looks less like a failed prospect and more like a forward who found a different path. The next question is simple: can this be the start of a genuine late-career run for Portland? With the play-off race tightening, that is the storyline to watch.