The strongest endorsements went to players described as sharp, observant and comfortable discussing shape and decision-making.
That matters because good commentary starts before the microphone. The best analysts see pressing triggers, spacing issues and momentum swings before everyone else.
Knowledge alone rarely carries a broadcast. Coaches also appeared to value players who can hold attention.
There was room for personality too. The report says players such as Maxwell Reger, Tony Temple and Crispin Crowe were remembered for energy or humour - traits every major tournament broadcast needs.
Some picks even came as ready-made pairings. At Jamesville-DeWitt, Griffin Bourcy and Owen Bourcy were tipped as a duo, while Sawyer Latella was reportedly seen as the ideal foil to Page-Fagon at Hamilton.
That is what made the exercise more than a novelty. It showed how football intelligence, timing and personality often travel together. As these players move into the next stage of the sport, keep an eye on who keeps talking about the game as well as playing it - because the future co-commentator might already be in the dressing room.