Arsenal are fighting to stop rebel superstars Alexis Sanchez and Mesut Ozil leaving the Emirates – by laying on kung-fu lessons!
The transfer holdouts – together with defender Gabriel – trained with a martial arts master in this clip, released by the Arsenal media channel.
In the fun video, the Gunners stars don robes to learn the ropes.
Sanchez and Ozil then face-off against each other to show their (dodgy!) skills.
No knowing who came out on top…but the big money’s on Sanchez to be out of the door first with Man City trying their best to tempt the Chilean star away with the promise of Champions League football.