Haaland’s name fits the kind of celebrity crossover WWE has pursued for years. He is instantly recognisable, physically imposing and increasingly familiar to American sports audiences after his high-profile international performances with Norway.
Rhodes’ “cousin” idea was clearly delivered as a joke, but it also underlined why Haaland would attract attention inside a wrestling ring. His stature and personality would make him a natural fit for a brief appearance, ringside segment or promotional cameo.
The footballer’s profile has continued to grow beyond the pitch, making him an obvious name for WWE stars to mention when discussing potential guests.
For all the entertainment value, there is no indication that Haaland is preparing to leave football. The report presents the WWE suggestion as fantasy rather than a genuine career plan, with the striker still expected to focus on Manchester City and Norway.
That distinction matters. A one-night appearance would be a novelty; changing sports would be an entirely different proposition. Haaland remains in the middle of his football career, with major goals still ahead and his best years expected to come on the pitch.
WWE has welcomed stars from boxing, American football and football before, so a Haaland appearance cannot be completely dismissed. Even a short walkout alongside Rhodes could generate global attention without disrupting his sporting commitments.
For now, though, the “cousin” storyline belongs to wrestling banter rather than transfer news. The next chapter for Haaland should remain with Manchester City, while fans can watch to see whether WWE ever turns Rhodes’ joke into a real guest appearance.